Dear Steve Phillips (Ex-Mets GM and current ESPN Analyst)

Dear Steve,

FUCK YOU !!!!! You sour grapes blind ass dip shit. How the hell can you sit there straight faced and over and over again "pick" the Mets to fail. Grow up and do your job with a little more integrity. Just because you single handedly made the Mets into a joke, then left, and then someone else came in and made them into a top tier team in the matter of a year, it doesn't give you the right to act like a jealous ex-girlfriend. Just wait until ESPN fires you for beaing a retard and then suddenly that network is the best in its League. Maybe your wife should divorce you and immediatly start humping Justin Timberlake. Maybe you enjoy being the Antithesis of King Midas, but in reality, you are a fucking joke. I hope when the Mets win the World Series, ESPN sends you to Shea to do some "reporting". Then Scott Kazmir can spray champagne in your face. No...Wait....Thats right....You traded him for Victor Zambrano when the Mets weren't even in a pennant race. Don't worry, there will be a myriad of talented baseball players who were assembled by someone else to shower you with some bubbly.

I know that you probably stroke your own hog every night to the fact that you are the one who brought Reyes and Wright to NY. Good job genius. You tried to F the Reyes thing up when you spent MO VAUGHN money to get Kaz Matsui to come and play shortstop to Reyes could play second. Kaz Matsui was about as effective as a Lindsey Lohan rehab stint.
As far as the David Wright thing goes, I am just happy you didn't trade him away for Mark Prior, or Kerry Wood, or Wandy Rodriguez, or Tommy John, or some other worthless, injury prone douche bag.

In summation, go F yourself!!!